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Today, I was super hungry and went to a Thai restaurant. The waitress left two small bowls of fried rice on the counter, and I thought they were for me. I ate one and a lady came over screaming. Apparently the small cups of rice was part of a religious ceremony. FML

By Thai rice mistake / Tuesday 12 February 2013 08:04 / United States - Oakland

Today, I took my girlfriend out to a vegetarian-friendly restaurant. She ordered shrimp fettuccine, and I asked why. She slowly explained to me that vegetarians can eat shrimp, then muttered that she now knows who has the brains in our relationship. FML

By not even getting any of her shrimp - / Tuesday 11 February 2014 21:50 / United States - Draper

Today, I told my parents I was thinking about joining the army. They looked at each other and laughed for about 10 minutes straight. I wasn't joking. FML

By IMSERIOUS / Wednesday 22 January 2014 19:23 / United States - Anaheim

Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 22 January 2014 16:30 / United States - Tampa

Today, I was assigned to fill in for a French teacher who was out sick. I had asked the class to name some French-speaking countries. I called on one girl and she replied, "Uh, Europe. That's, like, the only other one, right?" Nobody disagreed. I'm filling in for the rest of the month. FML

By :| / Tuesday 22 October 2013 01:40 / United States - Philadelphia