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  • The return of the thumb

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • YDI Master

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  • A new thumb

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Teauh's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked into the living room to find my 11-year-old daughter about to kiss her "not my boyfriend" on the lips. When I asked what she thought she was doing, she peeled a piece of scotch tape off her lips and said, "It's okay! We're using protection." FML

By wtfmama - / Saturday 4 May 2013 12:51 / United States - Hudson

Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML

By anon - / Friday 15 July 2011 01:51 / United States

Today, I jokingly told my girlfriend that sperm kills acne, she laughed and said "so that's how you got rid of yours so fast" then continued to text all her friends and tell them. FML

By fmylife7721 / Sunday 3 July 2011 05:51 / Canada

Today, I went bowling with some friends. After a few beers I was showing off spinning the ball around on the tip of my finger. One trip to the ER and two crushed nuts later, I've found that mixing alcohol and heavy shiny balls is not a good idea. FML

By paulwatson93 - / Tuesday 17 May 2011 04:28 / United States

Today, after being in love with one of my best friends for ages, he took me on a date. We then went back to his place and we made love. Afterwards, he told me he wanted to show me something and led me outside. He ran back in and locked the door. It's a two hour walk home. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 19 July 2011 11:04 / Australia