About Tbear11
I love the color yellow, spaghetti, and new people. Oh! and I crew. I don't have a music preference and I don't really comment on stuff. If you want to message me you can, I will probably message back. I'm graduating this year as a senior sorcerer. "life is short. eat better pizza." - Jets
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Tbear11's favorite FMLs

Today, I actually had to explain to two of my friends that neither Alaska nor Nebraska are in Canada. I think I need new friends. FML

By ROBERT - / Thursday 8 August 2013 18:52 / United States - Cresskill

Today, my fiancé asked for money to bail his brother out of jail, the same brother who happily spent a whole day recently trying to convince my fiancé that I've been cheating on him with my own cousin. So I said no. He shook his head in disgust and said that I'm "unbelievably spiteful". FML

By go choke on a gonad - / Thursday 8 August 2013 13:13 / United States - Dayton

Today, after I had watched a few videos of myself, I realized the sound of my own voice is the single most annoying thing I have ever heard. FML

By shut_up - / Wednesday 21 August 2013 14:08 / United States - Roseburg

Today, at the pool, a kid no older than 8 was sitting on the diving board, not letting anyone else use it. I went over and tried to reason with him, but he wouldn't listen. My uncle stormed over, said "I got this!" and punted him over the edge. We both got thrown out for "bullying" the kid. FML

By JuggaloSlasher15 - / Thursday 8 August 2013 23:03 / United States

Today, I walked in on my brother smoking weed. He immediately tried to hide it by dropping it down his pants, still lit. Screaming in pain, he pulled down his pants. The ashes burned his knob. I had to take him to the emergency room. FML

By bluerhhajfk / Monday 19 August 2013 23:29 / United States - Providence