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  • 50 quality comments

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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    68%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • 50 favorites

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    52%
  • One more and it's business time

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Talielara's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked my mom if she thought I was straight. She looked at me and said "Well, that's really up to you honey. But your father and I would still love you." I was asking if she thought I had parked straight. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 4 May 2009 16:51 / United States

Today, my laptop got hit by a Trojan. Not the malware, but a used condom thrown from a car driving past as I sat on a street bench. FML

By iNearlyHurled / Friday 28 September 2012 08:24 / United States

Today, I was so happy to be leaving the hospital after breaking my arm the night before. Just as I walked out of the doors, a huge ambulance team was running in at the same time and knocked me down full force. I now have a broken ankle. FML

By red_headforlife / Friday 28 September 2012 05:34 / United States - Chandler

Today, I dropped a whole batch of penis-shaped cookies on the floor. Then I thought, "5-second rule" and started eating them. And then I realized that I was home alone, in pajamas, eating broken dick-cookies off the floor. FML

By RawrSparkle - / Friday 21 September 2012 07:31 / United States - Davis

Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 12 September 2012 07:00 / United States - Valencia