About Taliaamaras
Just your fairly average girl with the occasion 'f my life' moments! It's nice to know I'm not the only one with crazy/stupid or crazily stupid things that happen to them! Feel free to message me since I apparently spend enough time on here to not have much of a life.....I like meeting new people!
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Taliaamaras's favorite FMLs

Today, my 6 year old daughter somehow learned about sex. She also had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When the teacher asked where she came from, she said, "My daddy's happy sacks." FML

By Ben - / Friday 21 August 2009 21:28 / United States

Today, it was the first dress rehearsal at a community theater. I'm playing a grandma to a bunch of little kids, and the guy who is playing the grandpa wears a fat suit. I put on my costume and one of the kids comes up to me and says, "Are you wearing a fat suit too?" and pokes my stomach. FML

By EmmaleeSupertramp - / Friday 14 February 2014 03:16 / United States

Today, school was out because of snow. My dad walked in my room and shouted "Why are you home?!" I told him why, and he replied, "Then get out the damn house and play in the snow." He tossed me out in nothing but my shorts. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 23 January 2014 21:49 / United States - Washington

Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML

By gottacatchemall - / Wednesday 8 January 2014 05:43 / United States

Today, I lost a bet with my grandma, and now she's coming with me on my next date. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 8 January 2014 04:21 / United States - Baltimore