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My name is Justin. That's all I'm going to tell you.
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  • Work is a 4-letter word

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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Tacomuncher's favorite FMLs

Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML

By Satan - / Monday 15 March 2010 23:22 / United States

Today, in an attempt to impress a girl I like, I tried to crush a soda can by hitting it with my forehead. Not only did I fail, I knocked myself out in the process. When I regained consciousness, the girl was gone and someone had taken the liberty of drawing a penis on my face. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 13 March 2011 22:26 / United States

Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML

By randinosaur / Sunday 13 March 2011 12:48 / United States

Today, my father who left my family over 10 years ago and never contacted us or paid child support, poked me on Facebook. FML

By poked / Sunday 6 March 2011 00:24 / United States

Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML

By devinbyrne / Saturday 5 March 2011 20:26 / United States