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Today, I'm playing basketball with my little brother. After jokingly blocking his shot, he turns to me and says "You're a bitch." He's 6. After asking where he heard that word, he responded with "Daddy calls you that when you're not around." FML

By lifesucks4me / Monday 23 February 2009 12:51 / United States

Today, my fiancé is returning home, so I decided to wax myself, thinking things would get intimate. I warmed the wax strips and set them on the counter. Our cat jumped onto the counter and managed to roll onto one of the strips. Suffice to say, the wrong pussy got a painful waxing. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 25 February 2013 17:57 / Canada - Fernie

Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 25 February 2013 16:14 / United States

Today, I came home from a rough day working two jobs to find a plate of cookies on my desk with a note from my roommates saying, "You deserve it!" I happily broke one in half to eat and discovered they contained coconut. I'm allergic to coconut, a fact both of my roommates are aware of. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 25 February 2013 05:44 / United States - Saint Louis

Today, my son broke his hand when he and his best friend had the genius idea of punching each other in the fists as hard as they could. FML

By why the fuck would you do that / Monday 25 February 2013 02:57 / United States - Phoenix