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Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML

By Blazouta / Tuesday 11 November 2008 08:32 / France

Today, I found out the reason our toilet paper has been disappearing so fast recently isn't because my son is wanking like a gibbon as I first thought. He's just been using our shredder to make streamers out of the stuff, then hiding it all in a box in his closet. Fucking hell, son. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 2 May 2014 14:04 / United Kingdom - London

Today, my guide dog sneezed so hard that it slammed its head on the floor and knocked itself out. I have to trust this dog with my life. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 20 April 2014 04:03 / United States - Meridian

Today, I locked myself out and had to enter my house via the back door. Thinking I was an intruder, my 7-year-old daughter slammed a metal rake into the back of my head. Nice to know she can take care of herself. FML

By emergencyroom - / Saturday 15 March 2014 12:21 / United States - Parkton

Today, out of boredom, I built my cat a little fort. Later, I decided to crawl inside to pet her, but as soon as I stuck my head in, she clawed me. I guess I'm not allowed in, then. FML

By unloved cat owner / Sunday 16 February 2014 00:50 / United States - Carmichael