About Synistiel
Hi, I'm Kirstyn. I'm shy in person most of the time. I play video games a lot. People always say my name wrong.
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Synistiel's favorite FMLs

Today, we were out smoking a bit of spliff just walking around. We saw a place to sit down in this little car park we were walking past. The cops came over and busted us. Turns out we were in the main car park for the cop shop. FML

By karl / Saturday 10 January 2009 06:50 / Ireland

Today, my wife shaved her pubic hair so that it resembles Hitler's mustache. She won't stop referring to it as "the Clitler". FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 3 May 2013 00:50 / United States - Acworth

Today, for a laugh, I put vanilla yogurt into a mayonnaise jar and went to the mall to eat it with a spoon. Too bad that someone called mall security on me for disturbing the peace. They shoved me into a back room and grilled me about what was in the jar. FML

By longsock123 / Tuesday 30 April 2013 15:09 / United States - Milpitas

Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate for the first time. A few hours later, we discovered he's highly allergic to my Summer's Eve soap. He looks like he's been attacked by bees. Yay for losing my v-card. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 16 April 2013 23:21 / United States

Today, my halitosis was so bad that when I blew onto my solution in chemistry class, it reacted. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 9 April 2013 10:29 / France - Paris