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Swedishmuffins's favorite FMLs

Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself, I got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying "your cat is fat". FML

By Noname / Tuesday 3 February 2009 02:36 / United States

Today, my husband and I were talking about celebrities he finds attractive. All of these beautiful, talented, glamorous women were starting to make me feel very plain, so he attempted to console me by saying, "But I love you. You're attainable!" FML

By AchievementUnlocked? / Saturday 19 October 2013 07:30 / United States

Today, I was maced. Not by a person, but rather by one of those automatic air fresheners in the bathroom. It was conveniently placed at eye level, you know, for freshness. FML

By erockinthesuburb - / Wednesday 16 October 2013 00:38 / United States - Noblesville

Today, my weird neighbor is a conspiracy theorist and thinks the government is trying to kill him. Someone thought it would be funny to shine a red laser light through his window. I was on the stairs when he ran past, screaming bloody murder, sending me down a flight of steps. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 14 October 2013 07:13 / United States - Eagle Point

Today, in the locker room at work, someone tried writing "douche bag" on my locker, and misspelled it four times before apparently giving up. FML

By The Last One - / Sunday 11 March 2012 06:39 / Canada