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Sushimomo's favorite FMLs

Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML

By enjoy / Monday 13 October 2008 08:30 /

Today, I was Rizzo in a production of Grease. I sang a line about needing a ring. I've been able to put up my left ring finger for every rehearsal, but today I put up the one next to it. I flipped off the audience. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 9 December 2010 02:21 / United States

Today, it was my birthday. My parents got me a box of cupcakes. My brother got me a deck of cards. My aunt got me a brochure on how to quit smoking. I have diabetes, I don't play cards, and I don't smoke. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 1 December 2010 23:02 / United States

Today, when I got home, I went into my room to find a Bratz doll and a Ken doll laying naked, on top of each other on my bed. Attached to them was a note that stated, "Please, use your imagination and find other ways besides porn to get excited. The computer keeps getting viruses. Love, Mom." FML

By sydysyd - / Sunday 21 November 2010 23:43 / United States

Today, I caught my dad eating the dog treats I'd bought for my dog. The only thing he could say was "These are really good, no wonder the dog is so obedient. Wanna try one?" FML

By treats / Tuesday 2 November 2010 07:13 / Singapore