About Stiffpvtparts
Since you're still reading this, you might possibly want to know a little bit about me... My name is Evo, I'm 20 years old, and I'm from Poland. And even though my country might be famous for its alcohol, as well as the stereotype that we're heavy drinkers, I hardly ever drink alcohol, and I don't do drugs! The only high I need is the natural high I get from committing murder (not really, please don't call the cops again). But feel free to send me a message, it always brightens up my day when someone does! My kik username is NicknamePending Oh, and my profile picture is a photo of me with a fox named Furia. The second is a photo of my 20-year-old dog, Arnika (she was 17 or 18 when I took that photo). And the third is a rare photo of Queen Elsa at the annual, sacrificial bonfire. Notice how happy she is, as she is about to condemn dozens of her people to a most gruesome, fiery death, all to appease the vicious, ancient Gods, which, in turn, grant her her magical powers.
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    2%
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