About Starthrower
I'm Russian. I like languages, food, reading, art, running, stand-up comedy, Internet memes, Star Trek, sleeping and cuddling. My cats are Tiger and Muffin. Now come on. We're going to Candy Mountain.
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Starthrower's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up from a drunken one-night-stand. The person I slept with turned out to be heavily pregnant. She tried to convince me that I am the father and that I passed out for 7 months. FML

By clodius - / Wednesday 20 November 2013 18:25 / United Kingdom - Airdrie

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents, despite my long-standing protests. Over the next hour, they asked her if she'd ever considered becoming a swinger, why not, if she'd ever consider it in future, and to keep them in mind if she does. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 16 November 2013 00:10 / Australia - Ascot Vale

Today, a lady stormed into the pharmacy I work at and chewed me out because the medicine I sold her the day before gave her horrible diarrhea as a "side effect". I checked, and it was the medicine she asked for - laxatives. FML

By anonymous / Monday 16 September 2013 05:35 / United States - Hillsboro

Today, I had a job interview. Everything was going well until I noticed a picture of a dog hanging on the wall, which reminded me of the ending of Marley and Me. I started crying and had to be escorted out. FML

By crybaby - / Friday 12 April 2013 05:58 / United States - Elmont

Today, my mom broke the news that my dad secretly got married two months ago, to a woman he has been dating for 15 years, and that my parents have actually been divorced for 12 years. They just lied about it this whole time. FML

By too young for this - / Friday 12 April 2013 05:11 / United States