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Today, as usual, my cat was sleeping on my stomach. I couldn't fall asleep so I delicately picked him up and put him down next to me. He got up, hopped back onto me, gave me a slap and then went back to sleep on my stomach. I didn't dare move all night. FML

By dormeur / Friday 18 January 2013 11:39 / France - Malakoff

Today, I caught my stylist in the mirror attempting to get his colleague to laugh by spitting on my head while washing my hair. FML

By MonCoiffeurAdoré / Thursday 28 June 2012 02:43 /

Today, it was my first time with my boyfriend, at his house, in his Dora the Explorer sheets. FML

By inconnue / Monday 18 March 2013 22:34 / France - Lyon
By LC - / Tuesday 3 November 2009 07:06 / United States

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The cop was hot so I flirted with him as much as I could. But when he came back to the car he still gave me a ticket. Feeling desperate I said, "I thought you didn't give tickets to pretty girls." His response: "We don't." FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 31 July 2009 13:51 / United States