About Squander
AND NOW MY PICTURE IS ACTUALLY ME! Except the Sunny is still there, because I love the sunny :) FAVORITE THINGS: Smiley faces, heavy metal music, candy, colouring, people, worms, wiggly worms, sex, mermaids, drawing pictures, singing, disney movies, cooking, red lipstick, dresses, birthdays, foreign languages, astronomy, fish, makeup, wikipedia, learning & pondering. -More stuff about me- I memorize dates like a real machine. I liken my love life to a Disney movie by day, a porno by night. I love wiggly worms. Get 'em at Dollarama. They're adorable. I'm the weirdest thing, but people can't help but be drawn to me. I love most things.
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