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Today, my father shot my fiancé. He's fine, but the wedding is off. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 31 July 2013 00:07 / United States - Grand Rapids

Today, the kids I was babysitting somehow found a pair of my underwear. They asked if they could use them to go parachuting. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 4 August 2013 05:29 / United States - Lewis Center

Today, I was walking down the street when a police officer started walking behind me with his dog. I sped up and tried to cross the road. He took this as suspicious and got the dog to take me to the floor. I've been afraid of dogs since I was 5. FML

By D - / Friday 9 September 2011 09:59 / United Kingdom

Today, after giving me my very first orgasm, my boyfriend sat me down and had a serious chat with me about my orgasm face. Apparently it reminded him of the scene in the Exorcist with the possessed girl, and it really freaked him out. FML

By right - / Friday 2 August 2013 14:08 / United Kingdom - Weymouth

Today, I found out who my randomly assigned roommate was. Out of 10,000+ people, I just happen to get assigned a girl who threatened to kill me. FML

By roomingwithevil / Wednesday 9 May 2012 23:26 / United States - Slinger