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  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    12%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    0%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    48%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    6%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    30%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    80%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Spartan9616's favorite FMLs

Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML

By Gale / Tuesday 13 January 2009 15:01 / United States

Today, I had to tell my 7 year old son it's not polite to jack off in public. FML

By Gothicbunnyx3 / Tuesday 21 February 2012 01:43 / United States

Today, I tried to find myself a friend on Craigslist. FML

By shea234 / Monday 20 February 2012 16:19 / United States

Today, a hobo threw up on my car while at a red light. He then asked me for money. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 18 February 2012 06:22 / United States

Today, I discovered that you can't always assume your little brother is kidding when he says that you have a spider on top of your head. FML

By thatoneperson / Friday 17 February 2012 12:43 / United States