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Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

By ....... - / Tuesday 23 June 2009 17:56 / United States
By effmylife - / Sunday 6 September 2009 23:12 / Canada

Today, I brought my lunch to work in the only box I had lying around my apartment - a small one from FedEx. When I went to the bathroom before lunch, I returned to my desk to find that one of my coworkers had mailed my lunch back to my apartment. FML

By fedexed - / Monday 27 July 2009 19:12 / United States
By Anonymous - / Thursday 23 July 2009 11:13 / Greece
By Anonymous - / Monday 13 July 2009 13:09 / Canada