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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

By FML.. - / Monday 6 April 2009 19:51 / China
By OverIt - / Tuesday 25 February 2014 22:24 / United States - Winchester
By fuck - / Saturday 13 July 2013 17:22 / United Kingdom - Farnham

Today, as I was waiting for my girlfriend in the street, I saw a woman who looked a lot like her. I ran towards her, my arms in the air ready to give her a hug, only to realise it wasn't her. I then had to pass the woman, my arms in the air, still running. FML

By minibuch1505 / Friday 21 September 2012 11:31 / France - Halluin
By Anonymous - / Sunday 1 July 2012 23:08 /