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Today, my cat, who is very 'don't-ever-touch-me', jumped up next to me as if she wanted to be stroked. In reality, she wanted to share a hellish fart. I need a new cat. FML

By pretty princess / Sunday 1 February 2009 08:55 / United States

Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML

By fmlman / Friday 15 March 2013 05:44 / United States - Rawlins

Today, I found out why my boyfriend likes to do my hair and makeup for me. Far from it being some kind of fetish or hobby, it's because he thinks I do such a crappy job that feels he has to apply it himself so I don't "embarrass" him when we're out in public together. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 14 March 2013 21:01 / Germany - M?hlhausen

Today, my boyfriend, whom I haven't heard from in a whole month, turned up at my door because it was apparently "steak and blowjob day." FML

By howaboutno - / Thursday 14 March 2013 09:02 / United States

Today, my boyfriend left me for a girl I know. She was the girl my last boyfriend left me for. FML

By itsnotyouitsher / Saturday 9 March 2013 06:16 / Australia - Wahroonga