About Sneakychick1722
Navy Blue is the new Black.Living the Navy Dream.HM.
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Sneakychick1722's favorite FMLs

Today, taking the train to work after the worst hangover ever, two immense fat women start talking about rim jobs. I got up to switch cabins just in time for their conversation to switch over to RECEIVING rim jobs. I sprayed puke all over myself and an innocent bystander. FML

By depraved / Thursday 8 January 2009 11:21 / United States

Today, I should be spending my birthday with my boyfriend of 8 months. Instead he's visiting his ex, who's pregnant with a baby that "may or may not be" his. FML.

By Anonymous - / Sunday 3 August 2014 15:13 / United States - Atlanta

Today, my friends hired a male stripper to give me a lap dance for my birthday. It was all pretty nice until he let rip one of the most nauseating farts I've ever encountered, right in my face. Hours later, I can still smell it. FML

By polebitch49 - / Friday 14 March 2014 20:45 / Canada - Toronto

Today, even after loving him unconditionally, my originally 340 pound morbidly obese husband, who within the past two years lost almost 200 pounds, left me because now, he "can do so much better". FML

By heartbroken / Monday 9 September 2013 07:19 / United States - Cupertino

Today, the mother of one of my students bitched me out about her son's poor grades. He lazes around all day, paying no attention and being a constant nuisance. But, she says it's not his fault, and demands that I give him better grades so he won't get "self-esteem" issues. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 6 September 2013 20:36 /