About Smosh_girl
Hey! Welcome to my profile. Well either you're stalking it or saw it randomly.... Whatever. Sometimes I can be a grammar nazi.... So yeah... I LOVE SMOSH!!!!
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    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    67%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    44%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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    34%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
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    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Smosh_girl's favorite FMLs

Today, feeling the need to spice things up in our sex life, I dressed up in my husband's navy uniform jacket, hat, and a pair of heels. When he came into the room, he took one look at me and started laughing uncontrollably. FML

By anonymous - / Monday 3 June 2013 04:41 / United States - Banner Elk

Today, I was making love to my fiancée, when she dug her nails into my back and told me to "choke" her like I did last night. I was at work last night. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 1 June 2013 07:51 / United States - Portland

Today, I went to the Doctor's for a mole my husband had said was, "growing and changing color". It turned out to be a wood tick. My husband knew, but said it was too "icky" to take off himself. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 29 May 2013 04:32 / United States - Sparta

Today, as I was lying on my bed with one of my arms hanging from the side, I felt something sniff my hand from underneath. I don't have any pets. FML

By scared-straight / Monday 27 May 2013 04:05 / United States

Today, after a very painful mouth surgery, I went home to take a nap. Then my nose started bleeding, so I stuck a tissue in it and fell asleep. When I woke up, I was so high from painkillers that when I saw the tissue, I thought it was a ghost. I screamed so loud I burst a stitch. FML

By LaurenB - / Thursday 7 June 2012 18:12 / United States - Epping