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  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    9%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    3%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    49%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    22%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    45%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

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    43%
  • YDI Master

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    10%
  • Judgmental

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    48%
  • 50 quality comments

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    16%
  • One more and it's business time

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Sirebro's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw a coin on the ground. As I bent over to pick it up, some dude came up from behind, grabbed my waist and humped me three times. He ran away before I could get a good look at his face. FML

By asdffhhjk - / Wednesday 15 May 2013 08:08 / Philippines - Makati

Today, I ran into my shitlord of an ex at the store. He took one look at me, yelled "You cheating bitch!" in a wounded voice, then walked away, fake-crying. I got so many dirty looks. The worst part is that I dumped him last month for cheating on me with my "best friend." FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 8 August 2013 21:18 / United States

Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML

By AnnoyedByFriends / Thursday 8 August 2013 04:43 /

Today, a guy started taking a leak beside me at the urinal. Evidently he figured he wasn't being enough of a cockbite, because he looked at my junk, laughed, "HAH!" then broke down into hysterics and totally lost control of his stream. I smell like piss. FML

By hardee fucking har yourself, sir - / Wednesday 7 August 2013 22:00 / United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, I asked my surgeon if I would be having a general or local anesthetic at my upcoming operation. He replied, "General, of course! It's gonna be a slaughterhouse in there!" FML

By pong / Tuesday 6 August 2013 21:59 / France - Toulouse