About Shyvi
Hello, my name is Viola and I'm a short, weird human. I like video games, food, Mtn Dew, Supernatural, Doctor Who, cute things, and dark things. Sometimes I cosplay, but I'm not near as amazing as Jessica Nigri. For Halloween the past 2 years, I was a good looking female version of Connor Kenway, because Assassin's Creed. I see the good in everything. If you have anything to question me on, or you just need someone to talk to, I'll be here.
Shyvi's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    10%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    15%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    61%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    2%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    148%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    6%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    73%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    1%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    2%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    72%
The list of badges to find
Shyvi's favorite FMLs
By headinabag33 / Monday 15 February 2016 01:57 / United States - Wilson

Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet in a public restroom. That would have been bad enough, without the guy in the next stall saying, "Jesus! What the hell did you eat?!" FML

By AK-47 - / Friday 17 July 2015 23:04 / United States - Farmington

Today, I won a gruelling fitness competition, only to find out the mystery prize was a voucher to get 10 free spray tans. I'm black. FML

By disappointedjamaican / Sunday 31 August 2014 18:44 / United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, I found out my sister stole my phone, pretended to be me, and tried breaking up with my boyfriend. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 26 July 2014 15:35 / United States - Pittsfield

Today, my French wife chose the name of our unborn baby girl. She wants to call her Fanny and won't change her mind. FML

By noway - / Friday 3 January 2014 11:03 / France - Cholet