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Today, the guy that I've liked for a while but never had the courage to talk to was wearing a TARDIS shirt. I jokingly asked, "Are you the Doctor?" His response was for me to "Go away, f***ing nerd." FML

By guessnot - / Monday 4 February 2013 02:16 / Canada - Toronto

Today, I met a guy in a bar. He was sweet and funny so I asked him out for coffee later. He quickly turned me down, saying that I didn't even meet his first requirement. His first requirement was "looks like a girl." FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 7 March 2013 03:14 / United States - Fort Worth

Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half left me for another girl. Who was the only person who cared enough to comfort me? The girl he left me for. FML

By ForeverAlone - / Wednesday 6 March 2013 22:28 / United States - O Fallon

Today, after half a year of flirting back and forth, I went to a fancy party thrown by the guy I really like. He met me at the door and introduced me to everyone as, "the lovely Meghan". I thought I finally had a chance, until he introduced me to his girlfriend of five years. FML

By Meghan - / Friday 22 February 2013 01:33 / United States - Valparaiso

Today, my girlfriend of nine months made a huge scene in public, calling me a "cheating bastard" because she saw me with another woman at the library. That "other woman" is my Calculus tutor. FML

By ? / Wednesday 20 February 2013 18:20 / United States - El Cajon