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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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    44%
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    25%
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    51%
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    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    9%
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    17%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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Shirohakase's favorite FMLs

Today, I was trying on a shirt and asked my boyfriend if he liked it. He replied, "If I say no, can we still have sex tonight?" FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 14 January 2015 13:58 / United States - Colorado Springs

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first handjob. I was nervous, so when she went to do it, I panicked and yelled, "Firmly grasp it!" She then couldn't stop laughing because it was a line from SpongeBob. FML

By con135 - / Tuesday 13 January 2015 01:16 / United States - Farmingdale

Today, my brother got upset at his video game and flung his DS at the wall, just as I was walking by. I got knocked out to the sound of someone crossing the finish line in MarioKart. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 26 October 2014 03:28 / United States - Salem

Today, a girl from class screamed at me in public for hugging the guy she likes. She threatened to take me out if I didn't "back off". That guy is my boyfriend. FML

By exuberant_orange - / Thursday 8 January 2015 15:56 / United States - Fort Myers

Today, I slept on the plane ride home and had a scary nightmare. I started screaming in my dream, so loud that it shocked the old lady sitting next to me into screaming as well. The whole plane began laughing as we were both screaming. FML

By danielzcwu - / Monday 29 December 2015 19:11 / Taiwan - Taipei