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Aujourd'hui, il y a une fuite d'eau chez les voisins du dessus et ça coule dans mes toilettes. Résultat : je suis obligé d'utiliser un parapluie pour aller aux chiottes. VDM

By flo / Sunday 24 February 2008 17:58 /

Aujourd'hui, alors que j'étais au volant de ma nouvelle voiture d'étudiant avec ma copine, j'ai vu un beau modèle allemand s'arrêter au feu devant moi. J'ai dit à mon amie : "Un jour, on sera dedans..." C'est arrivé beaucoup plus vite que prévu. VDM

By Anonyme - / Monday 28 October 2013 19:03 / France - Vermenton

Aujourd'hui, j'ai été triste quand mon petit ami m'a dit qu'il me quittait. Mais pas autant que quand il s'est tourné vers ma meilleure amie pour lui dire la même chose. VDM

By threesome / Wednesday 23 October 2013 06:12 / France - Cenon

Aujourd'hui, dans le train, j'ai reçu un message étrange d'un type qui me posait plein de questions et cherchait à me connaitre, ne souhaitant dévoiler son identité qu'au bout d'une heure par timidité. C'était le mec assis à côté de moi, qui avait pris mon numéro sur l'étiquetage de mes bagages. VDM

By Akshay21 - / Sunday 30 June 2013 22:12 / Allemagne - Leinfelden-echterdingen

Aujourd'hui, entretien pour un job. À 1 h 30 du rendez-vous, je me suis cassé une dent de devant. Pendant une heure, mon mari m'a consolée, me disant que ça ne se voyait pas. À mon départ, il a lancé : "Bonne chance, Jacquouille !" VDM

By nathy - / Monday 24 June 2013 20:55 / France - Talence