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  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
    100%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    100%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    182%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    55%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    27%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Sheffie's favorite FMLs

Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML

By sleepwalker / Tuesday 14 September 2010 18:32 / United States

Today, I was on my third date with this really cute girl. After a very romantic evening, I decided to go for the first kiss, but because of my nervous reflex in which I get bloody noses, I ended up bleeding all over her face. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 17 August 2010 07:10 / United States

Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML

By Username / Monday 26 July 2010 02:32 / France

Today, I slipped on the wet floor at work and sprained my wrist badly. I was carrying the wet floor sign so no one would slip. FML

By babygirllxo / Tuesday 13 July 2010 18:28 / Canada

Today, I lied to a group of 8 year olds about having a boyfriend. FML

By jennavankirk / Thursday 22 July 2010 23:08 / United States