About Shetheotaku
Just a kid, stuck in a world I can't fix. Elliot | 16 | INFP | Wiccan | To hell with gender, I dunno anymore. Send me a message if you fancy a chat, I can't promise I'll respond because I suck at continuous conversation but I'll do my best.
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  • Work is a 4-letter word

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  • I’m your new creative director

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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Night owl

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  • This isn't what should be happening

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  • I like your style

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  • The Mixer

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  • What'ch'all looking at?

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  • Consolation prize

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  • Judgmental

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  • YDI Master

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    59%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    30%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    87%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    86%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    4%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    64%
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    17%
  • The rules are the rules

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    0%
  • Tweet, tweet

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    0%
  • 50 favorites

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    42%
  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
    0%
  • My diary is a collector's item

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    0%
  • I liked to the power of 20

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    0%
  • Picture this FML

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    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    35%
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
    0%
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Shetheotaku's favorite FMLs

Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML

By lonely - / Thursday 5 February 2009 15:14 / United States

Today, I saw a drunk woman drop her purse in the street. I picked it up and went to give it to her, only for her to scream at me for being a thief. Then she started crying, apologized and hugged me, then got angry again, and finally threw up on me. FML

By all puked out - / Sunday 13 July 2014 21:14 / Netherlands

Today, I got called a slut. I don't know what is worse, the fact I was called it or that I felt strangely flattered that the person thought I was getting any. FML

By Carlee_Casten - / Tuesday 17 June 2014 20:51 / United Kingdom - London

Today, I ran into my girlfriend by chance while out shopping. She looked different than usual. Maybe it was the wedding ring she was wearing, or how she had her arm around another gentleman, gee, I don't know. That's two years of my life wasted. FML

By wrecked - / Monday 9 June 2014 21:03 / United States

Today, my boyfriend bought yet another video game and played it all afternoon. Unlike me, our parrot is taking this situation rather well: for the past two hours he's been repeating, over and over, "EA Sports, it's in the game." FML

By Apcn / Thursday 5 June 2014 20:05 / France - Concarneau