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  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
  • Inception

    You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Supersize Menu

    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    18%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    18%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    3%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    26%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    28%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    36%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    55%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    71%
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Severallake's favorite FMLs

Today, I got my very first tattoo. Excited, I sent a picture to my best friend. Her response? "You're joking, right?" FML

By aiw14 / Friday 12 February 2016 06:41 / Canada - Calgary

Today, I got a call from my dad asking if I was a porno actress. I am. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 2 January 2016 22:31 / United States

Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 26 September 2015 12:08 / United States

Today, I found out that shirt sizes don't get longer, they get wider. Being 6ft4, every shirt I try on makes me look like a cheap stripper. FML

By Pongy - / Tuesday 12 November 2013 05:31 /

Today, my friend drove me me to catch the 8 pm train. Running late, we screeched into the parking lot at 7:57, stopped the car in a 'no stop' zone. I said goodbye to my friend, sprinted to my train and barely made it. Then, with the train in motion, I noticed my friend's car keys in my hand. FML

By Lo - / Wednesday 15 April 2009 05:14 / United States