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Scaredandnervous's favorite FMLs

Today, I packed my bags and left for the airport. When I passed through security, the X-ray scanner discovered that my cat had also come along for the ride. FML

By tal / Wednesday 22 August 2012 09:57 / France

Today, my vegan girlfriend refused to give me a blowjob because, apparently, blowjobs aren't vegan. FML

By ihateveganism - / Wednesday 22 August 2012 04:19 / United States - Barrington

Today, I got stumped by a childproof door. Twice. FML

By mr_flarpin - / Wednesday 22 August 2012 00:37 / United States - Stoneham

Today, my mom called to chew me out for having my sister arrested. My sister broke into my apartment, rearranged my living room, and claimed she now lived with me. She then threatened me with a butcher's knife for not appreciating what she had done. My mom wants me to pay the bail. FML

By needmorelocks / Tuesday 3 July 2012 05:36 / United States - Santa Paula

Today, I woke up at 5 am to the voices of my husband, who I gave my blessing to go out last night, and his buddies entering our apartment. They came here because the buddy who had planned to house them had no beer. They are drunk, drinking on our porch, shaving my husband's head. FML

By furious at five in the morning - / Monday 2 July 2012 12:36 / United States - Mount Vernon