About Satirical

This is my profile info. I'm not going to go about making this long, intricate, and something obnoxiously long simply because I find those kinds of profiles quite dull and fairly boring. Especially the ones with random sentence fragments. Or, the one's that have so many long sentences in them that it's hard to tell what the hell the writer is even trying to tell in the sentence that is so blatantly lengthy that it confuses the mind of both the writer and the reader, eventually making the writer realize that what he wrote makes no damn sense and that he or she must change it so that the reader gets some pleasure out of reading such a phrase. I dont like idiots that cant right with correct grammar. I hope your not one of those idiots. Its not hard to pick up an english book and all that bullshit and than comme hear and use it correctly Why did I choose this as my username? Well, you should know by now. That's assuming of course, that you read my profile. Enjoy.

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  • Work is a 4-letter word

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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