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Samster2000's favorite FMLs

Today, I was washing up in a public bathroom, when I looked up for a second and saw a kid in the mirror staring back at me. I gasped, as I thought the place had been empty. He whispered, "It's time to die." I screamed and ran out, only to hear him burst out laughing behind me. FML

By lights on forever - / Friday 2 August 2013 20:57 / Turkey - Istanbul

Today, one of my cats gave birth. My other cat responded by eating the new litter in a jealous rage, then got indigestion and vomited. I had to clean up regurgitated kittens. FML

By coldstar - / Thursday 18 July 2013 09:06 / United Kingdom - London

Today, I started doing it again. I'd given up for years, but when I saw the pack I just couldn't help myself. One taste was enough to make me finish off the whole pack. Nobody knows that I've fallen off the wagon and I'm so ashamed of myself. Today, I began eating my cat's biscuits again. FML

By Aliiiice - / Tuesday 16 July 2013 13:18 / France - Offranville

Today, I placed a Bible app next to an app I use for porn, in the hope that it will encourage me to watch less porn. I'm a girl. FML

By lilly1105 - / Monday 15 July 2013 13:19 / United States - Clemson

Today, I collected my new timetable at college only to find I've been dropped from all my classes. I've been listed as deceased. I'm definitely not dead and have no idea how I supposedly died. FML

By resurrected / Wednesday 4 September 2013 15:59 / United Kingdom - Worthing