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Sshelbyy's FML badges
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    6%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
    73,200%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    24%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    24%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    118%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    192%
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
    400%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    10%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    3%
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Sshelbyy's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years texted me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replied saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What are you, a girl?" FML

By girly - / Thursday 12 April 2012 04:06 / United States - Canton

Today, while my mom was driving me to work, we drove past a lake with an old wooden dock. She stopped the car, pointed and said, "Some guy fucked me right there. I got a splinter in my butt, though, so we finished in his car." FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 10 April 2012 17:47 / United States

Today, while showering with my boyfriend, he asked if something was weird about his penis. Naturally, I looked closer. As soon as I did, he sprayed my face with urine. This is only the beginning; we just moved in. FML

By quirrus - / Monday 7 May 2012 09:42 / United States

Today, I was petting my cat and I jokingly said out loud, "Oh, the pussy likes it rough? You like that, don't you?" My windows were open and I could hear the neighbors laughing. FML

By anonymous4991 - / Friday 4 May 2012 00:39 / United States - Denver

Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 14 April 2012 02:06 / France