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Today, I went through the car wash my boyfriend works at. When I pulled in, I explained I was Greg's girlfriend and cutely asked if I could get a free car wash. His co-worker looked at me confused and said "Greg said he didn't have a girlfriend", then he looked at me and said "Now I know why". FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 6 August 2009 19:31 / United States

Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML

By deez_nutz - / Tuesday 10 March 2009 12:46 / Canada