About Ruslando
I enjoy long walks in tha rain, then a long stay in tha hospital for pneumonia afterwards. I'm also known as the puppy clubber or the muffin man.
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Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML

By wispywee / Wednesday 29 June 2011 17:47 / Canada

Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML

By gorillalove / Saturday 11 September 2010 19:25 / United States

Today, I was having the most wonderful bath. The water was steaming, the bubbles were bubbly, and I was reading a really good book. I put my book down to yawn and looked to my right. My gaze was met by the lovely face of my brother's pet tarantula. FML

By mzgabbster - / Sunday 24 October 2010 12:21 / United States

Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy, when suddenly he pulled out and told me that "he had another fat chick meeting him in twenty minutes." FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 29 August 2010 07:27 / Canada

Today, I realized that it wasn't my science partner that smelled bad, it was me. How? The guy I have a crush on handed me a stick of deodorant and said, "Please use it." FML

By Oops - / Friday 27 August 2010 04:06 / United States