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Ruffianliveson's favorite FMLs

Today, my eleven year old sister came in, and bitched to me and my boyfriend about how she was going to tell my mom about the used condom she found. My boyfriend punched her in the face. FML

By lolilovemyboyfriend - / Wednesday 19 October 2011 14:37 / United States

Today, while working in a jail, I had to tell an inmate arrested for domestic violence that no, he could not use his phone call to call me at home. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 3 October 2011 03:29 / United States

Today, my boyfriend showed me a YouTube video of him popping a huge blackhead on his forehead. He told me he had been "growing" it for more than 2 years now. I have been caressing and kissing that thing for almost 2 years because I thought it was a beauty mark. FML

By Yuuucky - / Monday 26 September 2011 16:58 / Canada

Today, the boy I like came to my house with a dozen roses to ask me to homecoming. My uncle chased him down the street with a pitchfork. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 28 September 2011 21:52 / United States

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

By BigBananaLover / Monday 26 September 2011 18:20 / United States