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Rodicus's favorite FMLs

Today, I called in sick to work for a second day. After months of my boss trying to get me sacked by spreading vicious rumors about me, taunting me into retaliating, and generally making my life a living hell, he finally got his chance. He sent me a text saying, "yeh dont bother son ure fuckin fired." FML

By sick of life / Friday 23 September 2011 14:48 / United States

Today, my girlfriend said I looked like ET and made me pose next to a full scale model of him while she took a picture. She's showing her friends the picture and they agree. FML

By srloin - / Wednesday 21 September 2011 16:42 / United States

Today, my dad called, saying he was in town and that he wanted to see me. I was excited, thinking he wanted to come see my new apartment. Turns out he just wanted to borrow my Xbox. FML

By jccwell / Friday 23 September 2011 16:50 / United States

Today, I caught my wife slipping penis enlargement pills into my coffee. FML

By ThisBlows - / Wednesday 21 September 2011 17:20 / United States

Today, my wife told me the main reason she married me is because I have a cool last name. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 21 September 2011 18:39 / United States