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Robert27's favorite FMLs

Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother-in-law. FML

By Tinker-Bell / Friday 21 November 2008 03:41 / France

Today, while waiting outside a liquor store for my boyfriend, a drunk guy leaned over my shoulder, took a large bite out of my burger, and walked away. FML

By RequilaRainbow / Thursday 26 January 2012 07:34 / Canada

Today, my boyfriend referred to his penis as 'The Eye of Sauron'. It didn't help when he pulled down his foreskin, pointed it in my direction and said 'I see you'. FML

By anon / Wednesday 18 January 2012 18:29 / United Kingdom

Today, I came out to my father. He seemed to be totally okay with it, as long as I'm the "man" in my relationships. FML

By anonymous - / Monday 16 January 2012 19:55 / United States

Today, I went to the gynecologist for the first time. I was so nervous that when she extended her hand to shake mine, I gave her my handbag instead. FML

By shellie / Friday 13 January 2012 07:48 / Reserved