About Rm85rider11
I'm pretty much just a normal guy with a serious love for dirt bikes.
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Rm85rider11's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband finally returned from his 18-month deployment. Sexually starved, we wasted no time getting busy. Later as we finally cooled off, I got a message from my Aunt. She was hiding in our closet the whole time to surprise us with cake for his safe return. FML

By jgtrflynn - / Monday 24 June 2013 04:37 / United States - Beggs

Today, I fell asleep listening to my music and tanning at the beach. Not only did I wake up with a sunburn, but my iPhone had been stolen. FML

By maggie2014 - / Sunday 23 June 2013 23:48 / United States - Lufkin

Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about having a boyfriend. I asked her, "Did he take his shirt off?" She promptly said no. A few minutes later, she said, "But he did take his pants off." I then asked why. She said, "To show me his penis." FML

By joe / Sunday 23 June 2013 23:36 / United States - Easton

Today, I was told by a friend that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. Her defence was that if I had a bigger dick she wouldn't have been, in her words, forced to go elsewhere for sex. My mother's response when I confided this in her: "Ask me if I care." FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 23 June 2013 19:19 / United Kingdom - London

Today, I was eating an ice cream cone, when I felt something drop onto my bottom lip. Assuming it was a piece of ice cream, I quickly pulled it into my mouth. After a sharp sting to my tongue, I spat it out. It was a bee. FML

By SillyScotsman / Monday 24 June 2013 18:49 / United Kingdom - Hamilton