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I'm 17 years old and my passion is guitar playing and singing :)
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Today, I was driving home from a friend's house after a night of partying. Suddenly, I had to poop worse than I ever had to in my entire life. The pain was so bad I had to pull over and pretend to be checking my tires while I let out the entire contents of my bowels onto the road. FML

By poopy pants / Monday 8 April 2013 01:47 / United States - Minneapolis

Today, I went to visit some family out of state for my niece's birthday. I couldn't think of what to get an 8-year-old so I got her a Barbie doll. Everyone else got her money, iPods, game consoles, etc. When she got to mine she asked "how do I turn it on?" Then threw it away when she couldn't. FML

By The_Black_Jesus / Sunday 31 March 2013 13:32 / United States

Today, I got dumped during sex. FML

By Bigfatfailure - / Thursday 28 March 2013 10:02 / United States - Garden Grove

Today, the people fixing my phone called to say that for some reason, my phone's SIM card has wiped all my contacts except for four, and they are doing their best to try and recover the rest. I had to explain to them that I only had four contacts to begin with. The guy laughed. FML

By Mr.no contacts - / Sunday 31 March 2013 07:00 / New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I was eating out with a group of friends and my boyfriend. During the meal, I accidentally took a sip from my male friend's glass. My boyfriend pointed and said, "Babe, you took his drink." My friend responded by putting his arm round me and saying, "Whatever, I took her virginity." FML

By everyoneheard - / Thursday 28 March 2013 15:11 / United Kingdom - London