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Ricanducky's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 19 April 2009 19:21 / United States

Today, I was driving along when I noticed a kid struggling to push his car up the crest of a hill. I jumped out to help him, and he acted surprised to see me. Once we got the car over the hill, it rolled on down. I then saw that no one was actually in the driver's seat. I'd helped a vandal. FML

By Delanto / Thursday 6 February 2014 16:54 / United States

Today, I let my step-father know exactly what I thought of him. After a few moments of awkward silence, he leaned towards me and quietly whispered, "Well you're adopted. Your parents never loved you." FML

By SkeetinKeaton - / Wednesday 5 June 2013 15:24 / United States

Today, I found my husband farting on my pillows, bare ass. His only words were, "This isn't what it looks like." FML

By Thanks Honey - / Wednesday 5 June 2013 15:08 / United States

Today, I got the bill for the flowers my husband arranged to be delivered to me while he's out of town next week. I also got the bill for the flowers he's sending to the floozy he'll be seeing next week while he's out of town. The gift tag for it was: "I can't wait to see you." FML

By Justme - / Wednesday 5 June 2013 05:02 / United States - Lafayette