About Rebornproblem
I am 16 years old, I plan to go to college to get a Bachelor's degree in English, and I aspire to become a published author. I am also a history fanatic, my favorite president is by far John F. Kennedy. If he had not been killed, he could've done so much for the United States. My favorite kind of music is Screamo. My favorite bands are I See Stars, Attack Attack!, blessthefall, A Skylit Drive, Rise Against, Sleeping with Sirens, D.R.U.G.S., Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Surrender the Dance Floor, Woe, Is Me, and We Came as Romans.
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Today, a bunch of guys at work chased me down a corridor with a Febreze spray for smelling like I'd been "sleeping in a hollowed-out horse's carcass" and having "the personal hygiene of a billy goat." FML

By Champion the wonder horse / Thursday 28 July 2011 08:15 / United States