About Rainbowheadache
I'm a new mom & hopefully a bad ass one. - My favorite subjects of study are Forensic Science, Physiology, Parasitology, & Sociology. I'm a skeptic & I love to ask questions. - I find humor in the tragic. - Romanticism makes me want to punch crotches. - I read manga religiously. - I have a passion for zombies & video games. - Sickening shock/gore movies are spiffy. - Ask me anything you'd like although that doesn't guarantee that I'll answer it. ;] - P.S. My name's Sally.
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Rainbowheadache's favorite FMLs

Today, I used my hair straightener to attempt to straighten my eyelashes and burned my eyelid. I don't know what's sadder, that fact I thought it would be fun, or that I was stupid enough to think I wouldn't hurt myself. FML

By sadcase / Tuesday 12 April 2011 14:01 / Australia

Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML

By ThinZ - / Saturday 24 December 2011 00:26 / United States

Today, while waiting for my train, I was listening to a voicemail message on my phone. Out of nowhere, a stranger came up to me from behind and screamed "DELETE!" into my ear. His voice command deleted my message. FML

By anna / Thursday 22 December 2011 21:25 / France

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

By DocBastard - / Saturday 17 December 2011 02:29 / United States

Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML

By Grubendol / Thursday 15 December 2011 17:30 / United States