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  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • Back from the party

    An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • I never take things to heart

    Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
  • Supersize Menu

    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • I’m your new creative director

    You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
    0%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
    33%
  • Going for gold

    You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • Picture this FML

    You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
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  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    1%
  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
    10%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    15%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    3%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    10%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
    0%
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
    0%
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
    0%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    6%
  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
    0%
  • My diary is a collector's item

    There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
    100%
  • I liked to the power of 20

    You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
    0%
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
    0%
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Rkd's favorite FMLs

Today, I left for a one and a half month trip to Japan with my boyfriend. He promptly broke up with me the first night in the hotel. When asked why he couldn't have waited until the trip was over, he said he didn't want to create "false memories". FML

By VacationRuined - / Sunday 16 June 2013 23:22 / Japan - Tokyo

Today, I went to a new bar with friends. After arriving I became extremely gassy; I planned a smooth release during the loud music. Little did I know the bar occasionally dips its music to hear the guests singing. When the music turned off all eyes turned to me. FML

By nomwar - / Monday 17 June 2013 13:55 / United States

Today, my boyfriend of 2 months broke up with me after finding out that I reload my own shotgun shells and I shoot competitively. His reasoning? He didn't want to date a "cheap and dangerous woman." Seriously? FML

By kiss98367 - / Sunday 16 June 2013 23:48 / United States

Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML

By hinting - / Monday 17 June 2013 16:43 / United States - Dearborn

Today, in public, a homeless guy looked me in the eyes and started wanking. FML

By scarredforlife / Sunday 16 June 2013 23:27 / United States - Brooklyn