Who reads these anyway?
Well, since you're here... I like:
yeah, you probably don't care.
Pistachio Ice cream and Bear Grylls!
Yep, run along now children, nothing to see here.
btw, I am a major grammar Nazi. Won't point anyone out, though. Perhaps occasionally. Don't you find it redonkulous that there are people out there, (adults) who still can't differentiate context between "your" and "you're"?! Holy sh......eep!!!
Don't even get me started with the "should of"
"there, their, and they're"
You did this to me!!! *furiously bites mattress*