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Pyrotim's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend of 2 weeks said that he was going to cook me dinner. After waiting for the frozen pizza that he decided to make for me to be completely cooked, he said, "Oh I hate this part", reached into the oven with his bare hands and took out the pizza, all while screaming. He is 24. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 11 April 2013 15:42 / United States

Today, I was discussing possible career choices with my relatives. Pretty much everyone expressed the belief that I'm screwed for life, with my grandma commenting later: "She ain't even got the tits for porn. God help her." FML

By flea-bitten - / Saturday 6 April 2013 19:41 / United States

Today, I shaved my pubic area for my fiancé. He told me it looked "like Frodo tried to hack off Gandalf's beard with Gimli's ax." FML

By dancekat - / Monday 8 April 2013 09:17 / United States - Puyallup

Today, my dad yet again uttered the words "well, that escalated quickly," while watching the news. He uses this godforsaken meme multiple times a day. I lost my shit and told him to just shut up already. He raised an eyebrow and said, "well, that escalated quickly." FML

By fuck you dad - / Saturday 30 March 2013 18:17 / Ireland - Carrickmacross

Today, I told my dad I'm pregnant. His response? "It's only a phase, you'll get over it." FML

By twinArmageddon2 / Monday 15 April 2013 06:04 / United States - El Cajon