About Purrrvana
i regret this username
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Purrrvana's FML badges
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    92%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    48%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    18%
  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
    33%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    362%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    20%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    18%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    37%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    68%
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Purrrvana's favorite FMLs

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

By RC3Welly - / Monday 9 March 2009 22:58 / United States

Today, I took my 5-year-old daughter to the play place at McDonalds but I had to keep her busy, instead of letting her play. A mom was teaching her 3-year-old daughter how to pole dance, using the play place's poles. FML

By Pandistoteles / Tuesday 14 April 2015 21:17 / United States

Today, I heard my 2-year-old sister crying, so I left my room to comfort her. She looked at me, held my hand, escorted me back to my room and closed the door. FML

By transcendingnerd - / Monday 13 April 2015 10:46 / Philippines - Makati

Today, I received a phone call from the counselor at my son's preschool, requesting that I come pick him up. He was barking incessantly at his classmates. And when they asked him to stop, he growled. FML

By misfitunfit / Thursday 12 March 2015 20:50 / United States - San Francisco

Today, I noticed that my son was less excited about losing a tooth than normal. I asked him what was wrong, he said, "Tyler told me that the tooth fairy died yesterday in a car accident." To which Tyler replied, "You're welcome." FML

By Mommycakes - / Tuesday 3 March 2015 13:14 / United States - Apache Junction