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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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  • A new thumb

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    24%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

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    82%
  • YDI Master

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    53%
  • One more and it's business time

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Psychoticninja's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to a concert. Being 6'5" was a great advantage because I could see the stage from wherever I was stood. On the downside, I was used by people as a meeting point. FML

By jackgrant - / Wednesday 7 December 2011 01:01 / Iran Islamic Republic of

Today, while standing completely still at Walmart, I was hit by a drunk man on a Jazzy Scooter. He laughed, said it was an accident, gunned the scooter and took out two more people. FML

By skidmark - / Thursday 8 December 2011 14:48 / United States

Today, I found that when a hot girl asks you whether you have a girlfriend, saying, "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one" is not the best way to proceed. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 6 December 2011 06:45 / United Kingdom

Today, my sister's boyfriend said the only thing he'd change about her was her last name. My boyfriend told me he'd change the shape of my nose. FML

By disappoint / Thursday 8 December 2011 09:14 / United States

Today, I discovered that the word 'randy' means 'horny' in England. I'm going to England next semester to study abroad. My name is Randy. FML

By ThisIsGonnaBeAwkward - / Tuesday 6 December 2011 15:36 / United States