About Pstraka6
City boy living in the south. Future dentist with a passion for life, lifting, EDM, travel, food, and conversation
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Pstraka6's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend told me she wants to have sex with my ass. I'm not sure she's taking "no" for an answer, seeing as how she's keeping a dildo on her nightstand and is clearly waiting for me to fall asleep. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 16 August 2015 15:49 /

Today, my son was planning on going clubbing. I disapproved, but no matter what I say he never listens, so I simply offered him some condoms so he doesn't end up knocking anyone up. He just said, "Nah, dad. Get 'em drunk enough and it's anal all the way." FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 18 July 2015 05:00 / United States - San Francisco

Today, I awoke after 4 hours of surgery. The male nurse taking care of me is cute, very cute. I'm trying my best to seem fine and dandy when he tells me that I can't eat anything before my next poop, adding, "And don't flush it, OK? I need to check." FML

By lilipalmer - / Friday 13 February 2015 06:44 / France

Today, my boyfriend and I had 'car sex'. It sucked and resulted in him masturbating into a McDonald's bag. FML

By briiiiiiii123 / Monday 12 January 2015 07:56 / United States - Buffalo

Today, I farted while I was in the car with my driving instructor and my partner. They couldn't hear it, but it smelled so bad that my instructor thought there was a gas leak, and he made us switch cars. FML

By Gassy and sassy - / Sunday 7 December 2014 06:15 / United States - Philadelphia